We at FuckerCorp have received reports of "promiscuity" on the part of our popular FruitFucker brand automated juicer. As a result, we are recalling all existing models. We've taken this opportunity to improve the hydraulics and gripping power of America's favorite juicing apparatus. The FruitFucker attacks again on the front of this black, heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt. The back has the Penny Arcade logo in white.

Also available as: Women's Tee