 Behold! The mystic sign! |  Timeless wisdom. In shirt form. |
 The triumphant re-imagining of the shirt that started it all! |  An infinite universe of fun! |
 2009 Edition |  An ode to the old ways. |
 The return. |  The Lich is Back! |
 A Comprehensive Assessment |  Not That I Have Met Her |
 (provided I had sufficient mana). |  The shirt that makes a person feel wanted. |
 This black shirt with white letters has a word on it. |  We only want to help. |
 Never be at a loss for words again. |  Let me tell you how we get down. |
 This garment is an opportunity to educate others. |  Come to a realm where the rock flows uninhibited. |
 And some people think that's unfair. |  Take the second skull in, and move it down. |
 How effective was it? |  The King Of Sidescrolling Action Shooter RPGs is BACK! |
 Inspired By True Events |  Wear the heroic tale of brave Sir Leeroy. |
 Celebrate this cherished manuever! |  It is! It totally is. |
 A new shirt - of mysterious origin. |  Viva Another Kind Of Revolution. |
 Crowbars are great! |  For a limited time, I am making my Epic Wang available. |
 Wear your heart on your sleeve. Or shirt, or whatever. |  We ask that you please not insert anything else. |
 Without it, you've got nothing. |  Just in case you didn't already know. |
 Choose... But choose wisely. |  The triumphant return! |
 Pride, Honor, etc. |  I must stress that this is not an acronym! |
 Best Code Ever - 2001, 2003, and 2004 says Code Magazine. |